Day Two! Day Three!

Huh...for once, it looks like, I'm going to finish something I started. As a volunteer for the festival this year, I promised myself I'd try to be a bit less...cutting...than usual in my commentary. So I will do my best not to make fun of the crowd. Except underwear guy. You just can't not make fun of a guy who leaves the last set on Saturday night stripped down to nothing but his navy-blue fruit-of-the-looms.

Saturday, day two, I started very early (I only missed two bands), because I really wanted to see Swim Swam Swum. I just saw them last month, and again, they were a metric shit-ton of fun, all bouncy, shouty dork-punk. I think my two favorite subgenres are dork-punk and goofball electronica. As I always give credit where credit is due, I'll admit that someone else coined the awesome description of them as Gordon Gano of the Violent Femmes fronting an early, pre-label seven-inch by The Police. Y La Bamba was beautiful, a little off-kilter, and had an accordion.

Missed The Tenses, and Andy Combs And The Moth, because I was being a band guide. Turns out I didn't get a beanie. But I helped people load and unload their stuff, and made sure they had towels and water, and got a couple of chuckles out of my line, "...and if you have any questions, I probably can't answer them, but I'll try to figure out who can." I continued to band guide through the next set, but also got to see the music. Sweater! is a two-man collaboration between Paul Alcott of Dat'r (and formerly of the Binary Dolls, a total spastic muppet) and...oh, I've forgottten her name, of Per Se. She's got a lovely, cute, shiny voice. Together, they provided more electro-goofy awesomeness, plus some adorable, too. They were followed by Bodhi, whom I remember liking but can't remember the set well enough to describe them (the peril of a 3-day, 48-band arrangement, I guess). When a friend who had gone home for a nap asked about the next band, A Ghost's Face Two Inches From Your Own Face (worst. name. ever.), I basically just grimaced and said, "Loud." And then I was done band-guiding (oh, I did help load in for the next set, because they were a bit short-handed, and because it involved being inside where AGF2IFYOF was not).

At this point, I went home and changed. I was incredibly sweaty. I was provided some lovely pesto pasta and green beans by the friend to whom I tersely described AGF2IFYOF, and after missing four bands (including, sadly, Reporter, formerly known as Wet Confetti), got my ass back in gear, damnit. Blind Pilot was...oh, damn, pretty good, but forgotten in the midst of all this other music. Living Proof was totally fun Beasties-like (but without the crazy samples) white-boy hip-hop. Turns out the two MCs scrounged up a DJ less than an hour before the show, and he was stellar (and bizarrely stone-faced). Portland Cello Project should have been fascinating, but they were far too quiet, and the folks that joined them onstage (they did a few with Loch Lomond) were therefore too loud. Memo to everyone everywhere (just in case): Never mike a cello with a mike on a mike stand. Get the clip-on one. Having seen, and attempted to describe, Loch Lomond several times now (they played the next set), I think I've got it down. It's a combination of Low-style slow-core with Irish girlfriend-died-in-a-tragic-fishing-accident dirge-ballads. I prefer the former to the latter. Ritchie Young of LL has a fascinating voice that ranges from bird-like to baritone. Atole was next...I can go ahead and describe it as Mexican/Native electro-dance, but it won't help. He was having so damn much fun onstage, and it was utterly infectious. Opening for Starfucker has to be the best slot ever. Think this guy's ever played to 600 people? Dear fire marshal: There were exactly 600 people. Not one more. I helped at the door for a while (probably mostly just distracted the people who were counting), and I can promise that it was an exact science, and that at any given time, the festival organizers were fully aware of exactly how many people were in the venue. It was amazing. (I am...uh...exaggerating isn't the word I'm looking for. Making shit up? Yeah, that's probably the right phrase.) And then, Starfucker. Holy fucking hell. Joy, and rock, and fun, and wildness, and charm, and I danced. Really, I did! Any band that can make me dance...they're something pretty special. This was the pinnacle of the fest.

Today, I started early again, because I was band-guiding for the second set. Missed the first two bands, and caught Meth Teeth, who are infinitely better than their awful name. They only did 15 minutes or so (bands were allotted 30, plus 10 between for changeover...it was amazing that anything was ever on schedule). I band-guided for Podington Bear, Grouper, and Mattress. Three one-man (or woman) experimental bands. Nobody needed a damn thing from me, for the most part. Can I help you carry your laptop? I'll take one end... Podington Bear has been doing wildly popular instrumental down-tempo electronica on the internet, and just got outed as Chad Crouch, who runs Hush Records. He put together a bunch of electro stuff as the backup music for local-Hush-records-illuminati kareoke. Various combinations of Nick Jaina, Adam Shearer, Rachel Blumberg, Ritchie Young, someone else from Loch Lomond, some other chick, Crouch himself (wearing a hood with bear ears)...oh, a few other people, too. REM (Everybody Hurts), Billy Idol (Eyes Without a Face), Elton John (Rocket Man), The Cure (Love Cats), Soft Cell (Tainted Love, of course). And, to cap it off, after much goading, Ross (a festival organizer) got up and did New Order (True Faith). Messy, horrifying, and fun as all hell. Grouper was a girl crosslegged on the floor of the stage, curled over her guitar with a two-foot-tall mike and an array of pedals in front of her. Echoey fuzz-noise stuff that was kind of nice. Mattress was this crazy-ass dude posturing and dancing and gyrating spastically as he melded electronica and classic rock-blues and fey british '80s whine-rock. I loved it.

Caught Cower, unintentionally. I meant to leave. Thrash metal with, apparently, Black Sabbath influences. I described it at the time as "There were probably a few months when I was 15 that I would have appreciated this, but then Nirvana came along, and I realized, 'This is what i was really looking for!'" Missed a band or two on a lunch/dinner run (there is no mid-afternoon equivalent to brunch, and there should be), and came back for some of Bark Hide and Horn. Portlandy indie-rock stuff, I liked them but need to see them in a different context to fully appreciate them, I think. At this point, my head was just full, and the only things getting my attention were over-the-top weirdnesses like Mattress. Oh, yeah, and that one conversation while waiting for lunch/dinner (linner? luncher?)...but that's probably a whole other post. Or a whole other blog. Or...yeah. Moving on. A Weather was slow, whispery, and mesmerizing. Fuzz-atmospheric folk? Finally saw Dragging An Ox Through Water, and he (it's one guy, a bandle) was...well, guy + acoustic guitar, all strummy, = folk, right? But, oh, all those electronic sounds, most homemade by altering other things...and the little keyboard rigged to hold long notes using quarters to hold the keys (I'd need to draw a diagram to explain how it worked, it was fascinating)...experimental noise weirdness. An indescribable, really cool pastiche of things that really shouldn't go together. Like that lime-cucumber-jalapeno popsicle I had at the farmer's market.

Skipped a few bands again. Went home to water my garden, and came back to catch a few minutes of Pure Country Gold (some kind of classic-rock-type rock, I think) before heading off down the road for a beer. Came back in time for The Warfield Experience. Had no idea what it was. Crazy-energy funk-R&B that inspired a mosh pit. I don't like funk or R&B, but it was impossible to resist. I danced like mad. I threw myself in the mosh pit. Caught a bit of Sandpeople, but it's hard to appreciate hip-hop when you can't hear the words. Norfolk and Western has gone nuts, and in a good way. Adam Selzer's become a guitar-rock god, and Rachel Blumberg's playing Janet Weiss, taking their alt-country circus to a new place entirely. A good place. Anyone remember when the Jayhawks released Sound of Lies, and they went from alt-country to some serious, loud, amazing classic-rawk sounds? This didn't sound like Sound of Lies, but the same descriptors apply to the whole process, but add "portlandy" and "2008".

And then I went home. Sorry, New Bloods, but I was wiped, and I have to work in the morning. And I didn't make the afterparty. I still only aspire to be the sort of person who rocks the afterparty.